| The Assembly of Legendary Figures starts a group cookbook |
| April 15th, 2012 06:48 PM |
 One of the issues brought by the group was the lack of public knowledge for all of the Legendary Figures. With this in mind, the Department of Elfland Security has added a new division for marketing and public relation to …
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| EB Medically Cleared for Return to Easter Island |
| April 15th, 2012 02:04 PM |
 The good doctor has rechecked EB’s urine and missing fur patches. He has determined that EB is no longer dehydrated and his fur is growing back in normally. Due to his good health, Dr. Twinklestein has given EB clearance to …
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| Elf Team is being sent to Easter Island |
| April 11th, 2012 12:17 AM |
 As EB will be a guest up here for a little while, he has asked that we send an administrative team to Easter Island to help wrap up his factory from this season in preparation for next season. We will …
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| EB Staying at Santa’s for the week |
| April 10th, 2012 09:40 PM |
 EB will be a guest at Santa’s this week at the request of Mrs. Claus. Even though Dr. Twinklestein gave EB a medical release, Mrs. Claus wants to be sure EB is fully recovered from his trip before he heads …
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| Easter Bunny Post delivery Medical Report |
| April 9th, 2012 03:17 PM |
 The Easter Bunny has had his post delivery medical exam. Dr. Harold Twinklestein, DES Chief Physician and North Pole Medical Unit Director performed an examination and diagnostic testing for a medical assessment of EB’s overall health. Dr. Twinklestein indicates that …
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| Santa Declassifies 2011 Post Delivery Debriefing |
| December 29th, 2011 05:56 PM |
 Santa has officially released his declassified post delivery report for the 2011 trip. Some information remains classified as it would potentially cause unnecessary dangers for future trips if the entire trip outline would be distributed. Included; however; is information on …
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| Santa Post Delivery Medical Report |
| December 29th, 2011 03:29 AM |
 Dr. Harold Twinklestein has released his post delivery medical report on Santa. No major concerns were identified in Santa’s examination. He does have several issues to work on this year in preparation for next year’s journey and to keep him …
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| Santa Second Check Complete and Satellites Scheduled for Take Off |
| December 24th, 2011 01:22 AM |
 Santa has completed his second check. There are only a few changes and they have been sent over to the workshop so that changes can be made to the loading schedule. All satellites will be launched at the scheduled times …
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| Santa Second Check Scheduled for 3p.m. |
| December 23rd, 2011 02:32 PM |
 Attention Naughty and Nice List Elves. Santa will be moving his operations to his home office this afternoon and he plans on going through his second check of the list starting at 3 p.m. Please deliver all lists to his …
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| EMERGENCY NOTICE |
| December 20th, 2011 02:36 PM |
 We just lost the red bow making machine in the workshop. We need all available elves to report to gift wrapping immediately. This machine has been a problem and we have no time to get it repaired before Saturday night. …
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