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Additional Wrappers Needed

Additional Wrappers Needed

We need additional wrappers at the workshop. Please review these procedures before reporting to the wrapping station....

Posted on: Dec 22, 2015

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

Attention All Elves: Please be sure to take your mandatory breaks to avoid the time out tax. Supervisors: Please track carefully....

Posted on: Dec 22, 2015

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

All shifts will be served FREE lunch until after delivery. Lunches will be provided by Mrs. Claus in the workshop kitchen....

Posted on: Dec 22, 2015

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

Santa just reported shortage on toys for boys 8-12, production to increase until further notice....

Posted on: Dec 22, 2015

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

The northern warehouse is now full, begin diverting all packages to the eastern warehouse....

Posted on: Dec 22, 2015

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

ELF SECURITY UPDATE

Snow removal has asked if you could remove all vehicles in the south parking lot after lunch....

Posted on: Dec 15, 2015

Ready for Christmas with the Christmas Countdown

Ready for Christmas with the Christmas Countdown

Need help getting ready for Christmas? Try this Organizational Countdown....

Posted on: Dec 15, 2015

Workshop Employees Returning Today from Eclipse Trip

Workshop Employees Returning Today from Eclipse Trip

Workshop workers from Local 2525 will be returning to the Pole this morning from their trip to Australia to view the solar eclipse. I spoke with un...

Posted on: Dec 15, 2015

E.H. Appoints New Webmaster

E.H. Appoints New Webmaster

After some careful consideration, I have appointed a new webmaster to the Department of Elfland Security and The Assembly of Legendary Figures website...

Posted on: Nov 13, 2012

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