Welcome to the web page of the Department of Elfland Security

About the Department

It is not known the actual origination date of the Department of Efland Security; however, they have served as the private security system for the North Pole for thousands of years. They are essentially a cross between the FBI and the Secret Service for Santa.

In the year 1653, the Assembly of Legendary Figures adopted the department as their security organization.

In minutes from an Assembly of Legendary Figures meeting dated: May 29, 1653 recovered by D.E.S. historians:

- The Easter Bunny discussed issues of eggs being damaged in transport from his distribution warehouse to delivery routes, not by transportation, but by bandits who attempted to rob the distribution lines. All discussed the need for additional security.

- Santa mentioned that he has had a private security force for a while. He went on in great depths on how they train, perform research, and recruit new members. He made the offer to have it expand to help cover the security needs of the entire group. He added that with additional funding the security department would be able to upgrade their facilities and expand.

- The Tooth Fairy made the motion to make the Department of Efland Security the private security system for the group.

- The motion was seconded by Father Time.

- The motion was passed unanimously.

In 1654, the department was reorganized to accommodate the needs of the entire Assembly of Legendary Figures. These are the guidelines and responsibilities that were adopted and still hold true to this day:

  • They will continue to be Santa's private security force.
  • They will be responsible for all background checks for the official "Naughty and Nice" list for Santa, in case he needs any additional research. (This also provides help to Santa in regards to the "Check it Twice" aspect of "The List".)
  • They are responsible for filing and clearing all flights with the FAA for the Assembly including sleigh and reindeer flights outside of the North Pole area.
  • They are responsible for the keeping of the "S.O.S." (Secret of Santa) at the North Pole and beyond.
  • They are responsible for all record archiving for the Assembly.
  • They are responsible for communications between the sleigh and NORAD during all sleigh flights.
  • They are responsible for the transportation of all Claus family members to and from the North Pole facility.
  • They are to be able to assist any member of the Assembly of Legendary Figures at any moment in time.
  • They are responsible for monitoring and maintaining any computer and Internet traffic for all Assembly members.

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Department of Elfland Security Website Department Website
Department of Elfland Security Website
About the Department of Elfland Security About the Department
Detailed information about the department and our involvement with The Assembly of Legendary Figures.
Elf Workers Union Handbook Elf Workers Union Handbook
Get your own copy of the Elf Workers Union Handbook.
Department of Elfland Security Frequently Asked Questions Department Frequently Asked Questions
Frequently asked question to the Department of Elfland Security from children all over the world and workers at North Pole City.
Golden Candy Cane Awards Golden Candy Cane Awards
Information about the Golden Candy Cane Awards and how to submit a candidate.
Office of Elf Affairs Office of Elf Affairs
The Office of Elf Affairs acts as a liaison between the elf workers union and the office of human resources.
Flight Command Division Flight Command Division
The Division of Flight Command is responsible for coordinating all of the flights to and from Santa’s Village at the North Pole.
Division of History and Research Division of History and Research
The Division of History and Research is responsible for researching and documenting the history of all of the legendary figures and the elf nation.
Forestry Division Forestry Division
The Division of Forestry is responsible for all agriculture at North Pole City.
Gift Wrap and Decoration Division Gift Wrap and Decoration Division
The division of Gift Wrap and Decoration is responsible for all designs and production of the gift wrap used at Santa's Village.
Office of Naughty or Nice List Office of Naughty or Nice List
This department is responsible compiling the naughty and nice database so that it is ready for Santa's second approval.
Post Office Post Office
As you can imagine, Santa's village receives millions of postal letters each day and the Post Office Division is the center of all of these communications.
Division of Research and Development Division of Research and Development
The Division of Research and Development is responsible for all of the technology advances at North Pole City and within Santa's Village.
Mrs. Claus Kitchen Mrs. Claus' Kitchen
This division is responsible for the serving food to all of the elf workings within Santa's Village.
WWW / PR Office WWW/PR Office
The office responsible for website updates and public relations.

Child Safety

Child Safety Guide for Parents A Child Saftety Guide For Parents
Child safety is one of the most vital issues to consider during child rearing. This site is full of useful information for child safety.
McGruff Craime Dog McGruff.org
McGruff the Crime Dog and pal, Scruff, bring ideas about kids staying safe through safety puzzles, games, and coloring pages.
iKeepSafe.org iKeepSafe.org
Information about on-line child safety.
FBI Parent's Guide to Internet Safety The FBI Parent's Guide to Internet Safety
A publication by the Federal Bureau of Investigation for Parents on Internet Safety.

Department Resources

WorldOMeter WorldOMeter.info
Provides live statistics of vairous items all over the world.

Pinterest Boards

Elves Caught Elves Caught
A Pinterest Board showing "Scout" Elves Caught from around the world.

Pinterest Boards