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Time-Off Tax

As you are aware, elves by nature love to work. In fact, it has been found that elves would even work for free if you let them. They will also work non-stop if they did not take their mandatory breaks from work.

The Department of Elfland Security has established both Union Representatives and the Office of Elf Affairs to assist with keeping the working conditions of elves one that will not only promote the health, but happiness of all of the elves within Santa’s Village.

One of the things that Santa had to establish some time ago, was a way to punish elves who did not follow the rules after several attempts to get them to get them to understand that it is not healthy for them to work non-stop.

This is called the Time-Off Tax. If an elf receives a Time-Off Tax, this is similar to paid leave, and one thing that really irritates an elf to no end is telling them that they are not allowed to work.

There are different time frames for different punishments, and we do not publish this in the handbook since it is up to the discretion of your supervisors, but there is one rule that remains constant:

If you receive a time-off tax more than three (3) times within a given working year; or, You receive more than 30 days of time-off tax time within a given working year, YOU WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE PLACED ON THE NAUGHTY LIST FOR THAT YEAR and receive only coal like the rest of the naughty children in the world.

UPADATED IN 2013

All elves must take a mandatory 15 minute break after working 2 consecutive hours.

All elves must take a mandatory 1 hour lunch break when working an twelve hour shift.

All elves cannot work more than 5 consecutive days without having 2 days off.

UPDATED IN 2022

As per a negotiated agreement between Santa, the Union Representatives, and the Department of Elfland Security; if there a mandatory closure in effect for any workshop, factory, or warehouse within Santa's Village the calculation of Time-Off Tax rules will not be in effect for the duration of the closure. Selected elves will be permitted to work within these areas through the approval of their supervisors and they will not be charged for the extra work time during this period.

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Time-Off Tax


The Department's Divisions

Office of Elf Affairs Office of Elf Affairs
The Office of Elf Affairs acts as a liaison between the elf workers union and the office of human resources.
Flight Command Division Flight Command Division
The Division of Flight Command is responsible for coordinating all of the flights to and from Santa’s Village at the North Pole.
Division of History and Research Division of History and Research
The Division of History and Research is responsible for researching and documenting the history of all of the legendary figures and the elf nation.
Forestry Division Forestry Division
The Division of Forestry is responsible for all agriculture at North Pole City.
Gift Wrap and Decoration Division Gift Wrap and Decoration Division
The division of Gift Wrap and Decoration is responsible for all designs and production of the gift wrap used at Santa's Village.
Office of Naughty or Nice List Office of Naughty or Nice List
This department is responsible compiling the naughty and nice database so that it is ready for Santa's second approval.
Post Office Post Office
As you can imagine, Santa's village receives millions of postal letters each day and the Post Office Division is the center of all of these communications.
Division of Research and Development Division of Research and Development
The Division of Research and Development is responsible for all of the technology advances at North Pole City and within Santa's Village.
Mrs. Claus Kitchen Mrs. Claus' Kitchen
This division is responsible for the serving food to all of the elf workings within Santa's Village.
Division of Tailor and Seamstress Division of Tailor and Seamstress
This division is responsible for designing and manufacturing the clothing for all of the elves at North Pole City and Santa\'s Village
Santa's Workshop Santa's Workshop
This division of Santa's Village is responsible for the creation and assembly of all of the gifts that Santa's delivers on Christmas Eve.
Security and Investigation Division Security and Investigation Division
The Security and Investigation Division also known as the Security Detail is responsible for all of the Security Detail is responsible for the guarded security of all of the members of the Assembly of Legendary Figures.
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The office responsible for website updates and public relations.

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