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News Update - June 20, 2022

The weekly news update featuring First Ferris Wheel

It is believed that those who have been causing issues for us this year are non-North Pole City resident elves that may have been recruited and trained to know our policies and procedures. Now that we are aware of this, the issue should be under control and more information should be coming soon.

In light of newly found information, directives have come down from Santa this week.

-Santa has asked all elves that live within North Pole City to send a message to the Office of Elf Affairs if you encounter strangers working within your departments or if you see strangers walking through the streets of North Pole City.

-Anyone who accepts a new position will now be introduced to the entire staff by their shift supervisor.

-All workers need to be carrying their new security ID cards at all times....

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News Update - June 13, 2022

The weekly news update featuring First Roller Coaster in America Opens

SPECIAL NOTICE FROM SANTA'S VILLAGE: Santa has put out a special request to the entire Assembly of Legendary Figures to come to the North Pole for an Emergency Meeting. All we know is that the notice and alert has been made. We do not have any information what the meeting is about, but have an idea that it is related to the security briefing that Santa received last week....

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News Update - June 6, 2022

The weekly news update featuring Secretariat Wins Triple Crown in Breathtaking Style

Update from Santa's Village. Although the workshop is now a few weeks behind schedule, production is moving forward and the pace has been slightly picked up. Santa will be meeting with Edward Hinklemyer and the other supervisors again this week as he is worried that the all of the craftsman elves are working themselves too hard. He has asked that additional work breaks be mandatory and that there will be no overtime approved within the workshop, warehouses, and factories. Santa wants everyone to "not worry about being behind," and is sure production will be back on schedule soon....

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News Update - May 30, 2022

The weekly news update featuring Babe Ruth Retires

Update from Santa's Village, Santa has given all of the workers in the workshop, warehouses, and factories the entire week off for rest and relaxation. Dr. Twinklestein has reported a very large number of elves coming into emergency room with heat exhaustion and sunburns due to the high temperatures and sunny weather at this year's "Picnic Basket Relay". Many elves were not able to come to work the following day due to really bad sunburns. Santa wants everyone to take a break, relax, and rest up....

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Peppermint Plants - The Magic Herb

Have you ever wondered why we use so much peppermint here at Santa's Village and North Pole City? It turns out that peppermint plants are a very magical herb. While the office was conducting research for the post Herbs to Help with Heat we found some very interesting information about the pepper...

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Herbs to Help with Heat

With the mass outbreak of heat exhaustion and reports of over sun exposure at Dr. Twinklestiein's offices, there has been an increase in demand of medicine to help the elves deal with the issues related to heat stroke, sun burn, and being overheated causing a shortage of these medicines. Dr. Twin...

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News Update - May 23, 2022

The weekly news update featuring "Dracula" goes on sale in London

Update from Santa's Village. During the fishing tournament this weekend at Polar Bear Lake it was discovered that several packages from warehouse number 8 had been sunken into the lake. These packages have been fully retrieved and explains the discrepancy in the inventory accounts at the workshop. All of the packages were destroyed due to being water logged and will have to be remade; however, all of the inventory tags have been recovered which will help them figure out which gifts were missing. "There is definitely someone trying to interrupt this year's deliveries", said Santa, "but we will get all caught up and to the bottom of who is causing these issues."...

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Drawing Leafy Sea Dragons

During one of the interview sessions with Mother Nature, the team at the division of WWW/PR asked what was one of her favorite hobbies when she is not busy taking care of the change of seasons and checking over the stability of the environment. Surprisingly, her response was, "observing and drawi...

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News Update - May 16, 2022

The weekly news update featuring the First Academy Awards Ceremony

Update from Santa's Village, as Santa unfortunately suspected, there are some issues with the inventory counts on the gifts that are stored within the warehouses and what is being projected on the inventory database. After Santa had met with the supervisors from the workshop and warehouses, he had asked that they re-count the inventory to make sure that there were no issues. When the new tallies came in, it was determined that production is actually three weeks behind schedule instead of being ahead like originally projected. They are not sure at this time how the counts do not match, but every inventory tag is now being scanned to cross-reference the orders that were in the computer in order to help determine where the counts went awry. ...

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News Update - May 9, 2022

The weekly news update featuring the Transcontinental Railroad Dedication.

Update from Santa's Village, we received updated production reports from Santa's workshop and warehouses stating that production is now three weeks ahead of schedule. Santa would like to meet with all of the supervisor's this week to go over the numbers again to make sure counts are accurate. "I'm amazed how much ahead we got after all of the problems we had before spring break," said Latimer Snerd workshop supervisor. "If we continue at this rate, we will definitely have more than what is needed and will be able to fill our reserves back up again in no time."...

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Mother Nature - New Worksheets

Mother Nature has stopped by the Division of WWW/PR to work with the team on creating some new worksheets and download resources for her new website. These have now been posted and are available for everyone to download anytime you want under the Worksheets and Downloads section on Mother Nature's ...

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News Update - May 2, 2022

Featuring the first sighting of the Loch Ness Monster. To all North Pole City Elves, those in Santa’s Village, in the Lower 48 and all around the world, this is your weekly update for the week of May 2, 2022. I'm your host Walter "Mistletoe" Livingstone. Let's go to press. For t

Update from Santa's Village, we received updated production reports from Santa's workshop and warehouses stating that production is now three weeks ahead of schedule. Santa would like to meet with all of the supervisor's this week to go over the numbers again to make sure counts are accurate. "I'm amazed how much ahead we got after all of the problems we had before spring break," said Latimer Snerd workshop supervisor. "If we continue at this rate, we will definitely have more than what is needed and will be able to fill our reserves back up again in no time."...

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News Update - April 25, 2022

Featuring the dedication of the Empire State Building To all North Pole City Elves, those in Santa’s Village, in the Lower 48 and all around the world, this is your weekly update for the week of April 25, 2022. I'm your host Walter "Mistletoe" Livingstone. Let's go to press. For

Update from Santa's Village, we received updated production reports from Santa's workshop and warehouses stating that production is now three weeks ahead of schedule. Santa would like to meet with all of the supervisor's this week to go over the numbers again to make sure counts are accurate. "I'm amazed how much ahead we got after all of the problems we had before spring break," said Latimer Snerd workshop supervisor. "If we continue at this rate, we will definitely have more than what is needed and will be able to fill our reserves back up again in no time."...

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Bidding on a Position

It is Santa’s intent that all elves remain happy workers and he understands the creative need for each elf to seek out other positions within the Union. This is why he has established a bidding program that would allow an elf to change his or her duties at any time they wish to pursue a diff...

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EB-Bunny Trail

You can now purchase your online through the TAOLF.com Merchandise Store....

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How The Easter Bunny Met Santa

Like with each of the legendary characters, we like to interview them to get their perspective on how they met Santa Claus and became a legendary figure. The following story was told to our research team by the Easter Bunny and we corroborated the story with Santa Claus. One Christmas Eve, many...

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News Update - April 18, 2022

The world's first car race News Update Transcript To all North Pole City Elves, those in Santa’s Village, in the Lower 48 and all around the world, this is your weekly update for the week of April 18, 2022. I'm your host Walter "Mistletoe" Livingstone. Let's go to press. For

Update from Santa's Village, we received updated production reports from Santa's workshop and warehouses stating that production is now three weeks ahead of schedule. Santa would like to meet with all of the supervisor's this week to go over the numbers again to make sure counts are accurate. "I'm amazed how much ahead we got after all of the problems we had before spring break," said Latimer Snerd workshop supervisor. "If we continue at this rate, we will definitely have more than what is needed and will be able to fill our reserves back up again in no time."...

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EB-Easter Candy Taste Tester

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Easter Bunny's Dominoes

One of the games that the Easter Bunny loves to play in his spare time is Dominoes. He has spent some time with the Department of Elfland Security to come up with his own special set of dominoes that he would love to share with all of you. You can download these pages and create your own Easter ...

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EB-Bunny Brigade

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Easter Bunny's Coloring Pages

The Easter Bunny has worked with the Division of WWW/PR to put together a few FREE coloring pages that you can download for Easter. There are two pages that you can use to help color and decorate Easter Eggs, those can be found at the following links: Easter Egg Coloring Page 1 Easter Egg C...

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Easter Trivia Vol 1 Released

The Easter Bunny stopped off briefly up at the North Pole while we was delivering his baskets and left this little challenge for all of the elves out there. He will be returning soon to spend some time with us, but wanted to see if anyone could score as high as he did on this Easter trivia challen...

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WELF-NPC Easter Sunday Marathon

Starting at 8 a.m. on Easter Sunday morning, WELF-NPC will be broadcasting 12 hours of Old Time Radio Shows that were related to Easter. From radio shows by Bing Cosby to Bob Hope, Jack Benny to Red Skelton, and everyone in between, you will be able to tune in and listen to these shows that were b...

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News Update - April 11, 2022

Featuring Rock Around the Clock News Update Transcript To all North Pole City Elves, those in Santa’s Village, in the Lower 48 and all around the world, this is your weekly update for the week of April 11, 2022. I'm your host Walter "Mistletoe" Livingstone. Let's go to press.

Update from Santa's Village, we received updated production reports from Santa's workshop and warehouses stating that production is now three weeks ahead of schedule. Santa would like to meet with all of the supervisor's this week to go over the numbers again to make sure counts are accurate. "I'm amazed how much ahead we got after all of the problems we had before spring break," said Latimer Snerd workshop supervisor. "If we continue at this rate, we will definitely have more than what is needed and will be able to fill our reserves back up again in no time."...

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About TAOLF and DES

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